Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori
I came so close to living this true story:
My grandfather made sure my toy wars were gory, Each soldier named,
I dreamed of West Point's military glory, My future to go where ever I
They showed me 'smiling socks', admonitory.
I'm glad I'll live to play 'till I grow hoary, and loudly my old views
I dream of sucking soldiers 'till they're spent, And indulge my deep